What do you mean my bed isn’t SOP, Sergeant? It’s got hospital corners and a proper turn down and everything!

Graduated from basic training! Woo!

kateordie:

Literary perverts, make some noise! Some quiet, muffled noise.

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glasmond:



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why does doctor who have to come in and ruin everything

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lora-does-things:

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

…new? That shit’s been around since I was a kid. I’m talkin twenty years ago. ;) Fun idea for the booze, though.

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ruineshumaines:

Carrie Booth

Okay, these are REALLY cool. I want one.

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Want.

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#want  #necklace  #sloth  #cute  

Sorry I’ve been MIA for so long. But exciting-ness! Matt and I got engaged last week. ^_^ His family got us a vacation to Temecula wine country for our Christmas gift, and he proposed on our first night.

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Anonymous asked: Do you have any siblings?

Yes, a brother 15 months older than I am.

Anonymous asked: Question- if you're an officer and then your service commitment ends, and you're out, can you then date enlisted personnel or is that fraternization even though you're no longer in the military?

Nope, not fraternization. But if the enlisted person was under your command, you/they might come under scrutiny. Kind of like how if you’re a high school teacher and date a former student right after they graduate. Looks fishy, eh? 

As an aside, totally curious who this is. If you’re wondering about my specific situation with Matt being an officer and my going in enlisted, we checked with JAG. Have an email saying that since he’s NG and our relationship can be proved to have started out solely due to civilian interaction, it’s fine (if he were active duty, it’d be an issue. We’d have to get married before I enlist).

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