This is the best idea I’ve had in a while. #n64 #supermario64 #summertimemeansvideogames

Waiting to stand in a field for a Change of Responsibility ceremony, woo! #army #standinginpeoplesquares #beretsareuselessashats #wearwoolinhawaii #remarkscomplete

Another day in paradise. #Hawaii #Oahu #livinghereishorrible

#crazykids #childhood

Crap. A misaddressed package arrived just before we left Florida in a Office Depot box. We promptly forgot about it. It got packed up. I just opened it. Gifts for a baby girl. Including a hand crocheted dragon and a hand made quilt. Crap. Yes, gonna use the internet to hopefully find the true owners. #thesearchforsender #iamnothavingababy #likeever

In which I meet Mr. Slug. #slugs #iwannatouchit

I need to figure out a way to get this giant waterlogged thing up the four foot wall so I can do something cool with it. #lookwhattheoceanthrewup

What do you mean my bed isn’t SOP, Sergeant? It’s got hospital corners and a proper turn down and everything!

Graduated from basic training! Woo!

kateordie:

Literary perverts, make some noise! Some quiet, muffled noise.

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meowremix:

glasmond:



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why does doctor who have to come in and ruin everything

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lora-does-things:

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

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And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

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“Drink” it…

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And no more will come out.

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So here’s my proposition…

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YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

…new? That shit’s been around since I was a kid. I’m talkin twenty years ago. ;) Fun idea for the booze, though.

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ruineshumaines:

Carrie Booth

Okay, these are REALLY cool. I want one.

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