Another day in paradise. #Hawaii #Oahu #livinghereishorrible
Crap. A misaddressed package arrived just before we left Florida in a Office Depot box. We promptly forgot about it. It got packed up. I just opened it. Gifts for a baby girl. Including a hand crocheted dragon and a hand made quilt. Crap. Yes, gonna use the internet to hopefully find the true owners. #thesearchforsender #iamnothavingababy #likeever
I need to figure out a way to get this giant waterlogged thing up the four foot wall so I can do something cool with it. #lookwhattheoceanthrewup
What do you mean my bed isn’t SOP, Sergeant? It’s got hospital corners and a proper turn down and everything!
Literary perverts, make some noise! Some quiet, muffled noise.
why does doctor who have to come in and ruin everything
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
…new? That shit’s been around since I was a kid. I’m talkin twenty years ago. ;) Fun idea for the booze, though.
Okay, these are REALLY cool. I want one.